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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Something I heard on the bus...

So on the way to work this morning, I overheard a conversation between two homeless dudes that was pretty funny. They were talking about Religion and God and one of them asked, "did you know that God has a wife?" The other replied, "no, I had no idea that he was married!" The first guy continues by saying, "yea, and she is hot....but mean as hell!"

Then he goes on to say, "I met her, she's really not that mean, but definitely smokin' hot!" I had to get off the bus at that point in the conversation, but man was it an entertaining thing to listen to on the way to work! Lesson for all the young bucks out there, don't pound Icehouse tall boys in the morning, it will make you say ludicrous things!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Did you ever think that there dealer may call himself "GOD"???? Who may have a few really hot tricks:) I'm just sayin'.....

Luv the story.. Wish I was there.

Samo said...

Ha! Never thought of that, good point!